Salon Gists

Hairdressers and Open Secrets.

You know how you get to a salon and develop a sudden difficulty to keep mute?

It’s not even like you do not try, it just becomes difficult over time.

Yeah, I can relate so well, maybe too well. Especially since I have select places where I make my hair.

Hot tears…

I have every reason to believe that hairdressers learn how to either produce speech from your mouth or irritate your ears with talk.

Too many gists from these people.

They know too much, hahan!!!! ONLY THEM.

You spend hours making your hair and they spend most of that time standing.

So the next thing is for you to start downloading your family history to them. (Ladies, do you do this?)

I asked one of them once and she said that was just one way of forgetting the pain in her legs as she makes the hair.

Omo!!!!!!

Why will I be using talk to forget pain?

I guess it is simply part of the grind sha.

But the way they hunt details from you ehn, ever so subtle.

The stylist or hairdresser should now know how to do hair really well?

Oh no!!!! It’s like you just cannot escape.

I still cannot get over the fact that someone can see my conversations on my phone even on its lowest level of brightness.

For one, I drop my phone so that doesn’t happen…often👀.

All of this reminds me of an episode from ‘Everybody hates Chris’.

The salon in the neigbourhood was the gist spot. If you wanted the latest news, just go make your hair.

Chris’ sister found out about that and kept going non-stop for premium gist. AMEBO GIRL.

Anyway, a rule from that episode was that “What’s said in the salon stays right there in the salon.”

I just hope these Aunty’s keep to this rule.

Don’t they?

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